What the Hell is this?
There is a comic called Dominic Deegan. This is a horrible parody of it. Think of it as a cross between a sprite comic and Mystery Science Theater 3000, only ten times as horrible as both combined.

So you didn't draw any of this?
If I drew shitty art like this, I would have killed myself long ago. No, I'm just using the art because I want to make fun of how crappy the original is. And let me tell you, shitty as this is, Dominic Deegan is a terrible comic.

Isn't this HYPER-ILLEGAL?!
Not to the best of my knowledge, which is vast and godlike. It's a parody, I make no money from it, I hate making it and nobody has to read it.

Where did you get the nickname "Dookie" from?
It rhymes with "Mookie" and it's a funny word which means poop. Dur hur hur hur.

So... what the fuck is going on in this comic?
Dominic Durgan is a huge asshole. He lives with a cat that he hates in the middle of a nice town where he makes his living handing out race-hate literature and stealing from people. He's generally not a nice guy, but for all intents and purposes he's our protagonist. He has an infatuation with Pretty Princess Sephiroth, the loveliest transsexual princess in all the land, and owns the mysterious Mystery Orb. Which is a table lamp. From the future.

A table lamp from the future?
Yeah, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I just try and piece together a story from the images, paying little attention to the clichéd fantasy bullshit of the original.

This is incredibly offensive! Why do you swear so much?
Medical condition. Fucknuts.

How come the cat just says "meow" all the time?
I fucking hate talking animals.

What the Hell is up with your forum?
It's not really a forum, it's just a quick way to send me e-mails. I might make a real forum later, if I get enough e-mails about it.

Are you like Maddox?
NO I'M FUCKING NOTHING LIKE THAT FAGGOT AAAAGH GODDAMNIT DON'T COMPARE ME TO HIM AAAARGH COMPLETE AND UTTER ANEURYSM. Seriously, that's a pretty low blow, Blinkdog. I will sass you into the fucking Stone Age if you say that again.

Are you reading the thread about this comic?
Of course I am. And it's hilarious, when you're not comparing me to Maddox. Seriously, it's a little insulting. Anyway, I can genuinely state two things: first, that the guy who started the thread isn't me - in fact, no one who's posted in that thread is me. Second, I want to say that I do find Dominic Deegan to be a fairly shitty webcomic. It's boring, uninspired, written by a two-bit hack who's not even fit to... do anything, frankly, whether it be writing or drawing. I mean, ugh, fake-animu crap with stupid snout-faces and misplaced noses - RETCH. But there's just something about it that keeps me coming back to laugh at it, rather than forget it ever existed. Maybe I'm just a masochist. Oh, and yeah, I also hate all other clichéd fantasy shit out there. But mostly Deegan. Oh, and I stand by my statement that the majority of you stupid faggots are either stupid or faggots, but I'm shocked to see some people can actually find the humor I've cunningly hidden in my comics. KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES - FOR SPACE-FISH.
p.s. not racist